Starr Wars

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Starr Wars 1.0

This parody screensaver finds Clinton set as master Lewd Thighstalker who must battle the evil empire and free Princess Lay-ya (played by Monica). May the Farce be with you!

File size: 2.07 MB

Download: http://ftp.rissnet.com/screensavers/StarrWSW.EXE

Home site: http://www.risoftsystems.com/store/starr.asp

Description

This hilarious screensaver is the third in the trilogy of Clinton-related parodies from RI Soft Systems. This parody screensaver finds Clinton set as master Lewd Thighstalker who must battle the evil empire and free Princess Lay-ya (played by Monica). A large cast of characters makes this letter-box format"movie"screensaver quite humorous, and the story-telling concept is unique for a screensaver. May the Farce be with you! WARNING: While this screensaver is rated PG and doesn't contain anything you wouldn't see on primetime TV, folks who are easily offended by adult themes may want to steer clear. This is a shareware version that contains approximately 1/2 of the storyline. For only $19.95 you may purchase the FULL version of the screensaver on CD-ROM and receive 3 additional, totally rude screensavers -- our"Rude Dude"series of 4 screensavers all for the price of one! Additional Rude Dude screensavers include"Tap a Keg","Spitty Kitty", and the interactive"Bug Splat!".

Supported languages: English

Supported OS: Win95, Win98, WinME, WinNT 3.x, WinNT 4.x, Windows2000

Installation: Install and Uninstall

Release info

03/08/2000 New Release

RI Soft Systems

Site: http://www.risoftsystems.com/

Mail: info@risoftsystems.com

Phone: 401-767-3106

Fax: 401-767-3108

68 Cumberland Street, Suite 300
PO Box 748
Woonsocket RI 02895 USA

Contact info: Lee Rush lee@risoftsystems.com

Support info: support@risoftsystems.com Phone: 401-767-3106

Author info: Eric Robichaud egr@risoftsystems.com

License info

License: Shareware

Cost: $19.95

Order page: http://www.risoftsystems.com/store/starr.asp

Sales info: sales@risoftsystems.com Phone: 401-767-3106

Permissions

See EULA below

End user license agreement

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